It’s been a long week. You’ve worked diligently—by yourself—to get the store back together, and you’ve done well, if you say so yourself. You’ve got the exterior all nice and clean, and everything’s completely organized and functional on the inside. You feel rather accomplished. You haven’t had any luck in hiring anyone yet, but you’ve still got a really good feeling about that.

As a matter of fact, the break from hero work has really done you some good. You’ve gotten a grand amount of sleep, much more than you’re used to, and everything is easier on your conscience. Everything feels absolutely wonderful to you, so much so that all of those things don’t even seem to matter! In fact, the only thing that seems to matter to you at the moment is that…

…you’re still smiling, and you think that’s what really counts.

it’s okay, boy, i’m sure your intentions weren’t insidious. i just figured to keep everything cool, things have to appear normal. getting the store back into shape would be just that, i think. i have a pretty good feeling about how that’ll turn out, though, so i can put more focus into other things.

you say i’m not the only one that was off, though? hm… maybe this was more serious than i thought… 

You also realize that this means that there was probably so much crazy batshit going on that your missing manager might be the least of everyone’s worries. This could work in your favor.

i appreciate your compliments boy, and i hold them close to heart. i’m glad to have people i can count on by my side.

NO!!

of course i don’t think it’s wise, but what am i supposed to do, boy? it can’t just sit there and it has way too much evidence on it to be found! AND CERTAINLY YOU DON’T THINK I CAN IGNORE THIS! i just…

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WV: Find new employees

You’re working on it.

WV: Inspect the damages

What damages? You haven’t heard of any damages! Is something wrong?? You hope not. You’ve had enough of a morning getting over the fact that you apparently slept through a whole week, almost! How unreal!

You really hope you haven’t been fired from the grocery store. That… that would suck. You wouldn’t be able to support yourself at all without a job. You really hope your shitty manager can understand. You’re really hoping. You’re like, the prince of fucking hope right now. That sounds right to you.

You make up excuses as to why you’ve been out for a week on your way to the store. Cat tore up the house? Family member died? Got arrested? You’re so focused on making up a good fabrication that you don’t notice how trashed the store is until you’re only a few feet away from it.

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THEY’RE… AHEH.

OUT. 

hello!

nothing-up-my-sleeve:

this is the one and only gregarious trick at your service and on your dashboard! anyone that watches the news may know me from the infamous (but kind of really sloppy) crocker factory incident that occurred about a month ago, give or take a couple days.

anyway! i’m kind of new to the whole villain thing, but i think i’m getting the hang of it, and since i have some down time when i’m not wrecking the batterwitch’s factories or clearing out banks, i figured, hey, i should set up a blog! i had one when i was a hero, but, hey, blogging can be fun and it’s always interesting talking to people.

er, i should probably set something straight though.

i’m not into the whole, “mwhahaha, i’m so evil! i’m gonna let innocent people die because i’m just that evil!“ i’m more of the type to avoid that whole “innocent people dying and getting hurt” thing to be honest! i mean, just because i’m a villain doesn’t mean i have to be a total asshole.

anyway, yeah! new villain. getting the hang of things. that’s me.

OH, JOHN!

I’M SO PROUD OF YOU! AHEHEH!

Er. I attempted to recolor the WV sprite as a trickster. Hope it didn’t turn out too terrible.

~ supermanniccage

((OOC:

Aw, this is perfect <3 Thanks, superman!))

AHEH, NO CHILD.

I CAN DEFINITELY ASSURE YOU THAT THERE IS MOST CERTAINLY POWER HERE.

MOST CERTAINLY.

((OOC:

Argh, trickster life is the hardest life.

I was thinking his trickster…ness over, and I just went with this skater trickster thing. I’m not even sure why; partially because of the ridiculous fact that normal!wv rides around on one?? WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS. I just wanted him to be more than a recolor (because really, that’s all he was). So now we have a skaterboy!WV running around an empty grocery store like a maniac. At least he’s not bothering anyone…

Mentionables:

• awesome pink helmet with green “WV” on the top and yellow side-clicky things
• awesome white bookbag with a pink/yellow lollipop print (fuck yeah, pink lemonade)
• fuck yeah white hand protector things
• trickster’s shit is so safe man
• pink short shorts with yellow sides
• BECAUSE SEXY

Now who wants to design the skateboard.))